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In a world where "size matters", here is a of a kind of contest that makes little things count.

Yes, the "Smallest Penis Contest" is back with a bang this 2014. Now into it's second year, the nutty competition will be held at Brooklyn's Kings County Bar on June 14.

As per the media release, participating contestants will be evaluated in multiple categories like "poise in both evening and bathing wear". The best less-endowed man, exhibiting “extraordinary hear, talent and chutzpa,” will win a cash prize and a “wee crown and scepter.”

The first “Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant” was won by Nicholas Gilronan who describes the contest as “laidback, fun, casual.”

 

The promoters, on the other hand, described the event as a pageant for empowering the “little guys” and said that it was “for confident people with a sense of humor.” The organizers are after Miley Cyrus to judge the show, but haven't been able to contact her yet.

AW: Suchorita Choudhury